There are NO E-MAIL LINKS on this web site!
Amazing but true!

In this business, the quickest, most efficient and safest way to communicate is via the reliable old telephone!

(Please unblock your number when you call, please.)

To book an Appt: Please call at least 2 hrs. in advance on the day you would like the appt.

Our Location: Incalls: Our location is Encino CA, 91436 (west of Van Nuys, in the San Fernando Valley; near 101/405 freeways).
Outcalls: anywhere.

Advance Appts: We do not book appointments TOO far in advance, but if you're coming in from out of town, be welcome to give us a heads up.

Call On The Appt Day:
No matter how far in advance you "book" a model, please do call us ON THE APPT DAY anyway, to be sure your plans have not changed.

NO TEXTS PLEASE! Leave that for 12-year-old girls! : (

Voicemail: If my voicemail clicks in, please feel free to leave a private message. Please repeat your phone number TWICE, in case of cellphone cutting out during your message. I will call you back within the hour.

No E-mails! Sorry! Many of our regular guests have our e-mail address (we are not Luddites in a crusade against technology) - but I find that first-time visitors who write one-liner e-mails or texts are simply NOT SERIOUS about an appointment.

So put a smile on my face today - pick up the phone! : )

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